She’s bedding more than just the roses.

Liam Jones of Liam Jones Landscaping was walking…striding…to Kitty Lachance’s front door. That “What a Man” song might as well’ve been playing. Kitty felt like a goddamn meme with her mouth half-open, her eyes wide and lustful. But geez.

Those eyes, those lips. That body. He was an MCU superhero come to life, the love child of Daniel Dae Kim and Sebastian Stan.

She breathed softly as that oh-so-familiar wonderful lust and longing swept over her. She felt like a rose in full bloom. An image of him above her, his face in sweaty bliss, flashed in her mind.